"Mom, did I tell you about when Tegin and I killed-ed a snake?" Stroman asked one night during dinner.
"No, babe," I replied. "What happened?"
"We were, um, in the pasture. I mean, the jungle..." gulp, gulp, gulp (drinking milk like he's never been so thirsty), sigh. "And we were neeking up on an elephant with our rifles, like what Mibter Bic (Mister Vic) has and we saw a big, huge rattlesnake chasing us."
"Then what happened?"
"Tegin gave me his blue rifle with the bullets in it and I shot the snake with the scope, and then he closed his eyes."
"Tegin closed his eyes?"
"NO MOM! We don't point rifles at people!"
"Really? So, was the snake dead?"
"YES MOM! I told you we killed-ed him"